You’re probably asking: why is a piece about the Zimbabwe elections in the society section? Well the reason is that there is absolutely nothing political about this election in Zimbabwe. Actually, Zimbabwean elections haven’t really had much to do with politics since 1980 when the black majority of the country was first allowed to vote after a two decade guerrilla war. And before 1980, under white rule, the elections had little to do with politics because the one and only issue was how to maintain white power. My point is that in Zimbabwe, politics is not about politics, it’s about the acquisition and maintaining of power.
A Little History
The 1980 election brought Robert Mugabe into power and he has connived and schemed his way to greater and greater power since then. Initially Mugabe was feared as a Marxist revolutionary, but after his election he put those radical principles aside and hinted to a smooth transition toward a Zimbabwe above the racial fray that had brought the country to war. Things went well initially; schools improved, heath care improved, and blacks were no longer legally enshrined as second class citizens.
But even as these advances were being made, the power grab behind the scenes was carrying on with fanatical fervor and it was Mugabe who was leading that charge. Heading an effectively one party state, he was able to build a patronage network inside the party that lacked any transparency or desire for competence. High power positions were dolled out by the measure of one’s unflinching loyalty rather than ability and as a result machinery of government began to grind to a halt in terms of service delivery as government members looted government finances. Everything that was once promising about Zimbabwe collapsed under the pressure of rampant corruption and ineptitude.
Assigning Blame, Resigning Reason
As dissatisfaction arose in the general public, Mugabe sought to simply blame the country’s woes on his enemies. The Ndebele ethnic group, white farmers, white judges, America, and Brittan were commonly held responsible for everything from rising inflation, a lack of jobs, to drought. There was nothing political about these ridiculous assertions for they have absolutely no bearing to reality. They are just useful scapegoats for problems that had arisen due to Mugabe’s methodology for building and maintaining power.
It would have been one thing if a political ideology had driven Mugabe to centralize power around him, misguided as that would be. It would have been one thing if he had done so because he theorized that development was only possible with a singular power base. But this was not his rationale. He wanted power for power sake. He enriched himself first and foremost, and then enriched the people around him whom he needed to keep on his side in order to maintain his position as chief looter of Zimbabwean treasure.
Therefore, to cover the Zimbabwean elections taking place tomorrow, March 29th, as if they were just another political race is idiotic. Yet, here in South Africa the news papers and stations wonder aloud about how the rural vote will respond to challengers Morgan Tsvangirai and Simba Makoni’s messages? They speculate that Mugabe’s ruling party is on the verge of a split since Makoni used to be part of the ruling party and has since defected to run for President. How will the urban vote be divided between the three parties and who will benefit? Will Makoni’s involvement split the Zanu or MDC vote? Will it be close enough to necessitate a run-off election? What do the polling numbers suggest (ignoring the fact that the state owned media in Zimbabwe is doing the polling)?
Every time I hear these faux political analyses of a faux election premised by faux politics and faux government, I think of a joke Bill Maher did when Raul Castro was ‘elected’ leader of Cuba after his brother stepped down. Bill asked Bob Odenkirk, from Mr Show with Bob and David, to analyze the Cuban election. Bob pointed out (I’m paraphrasing the joke here) that Raul did well with women voters where he received 99% of the vote. He also did well with his core constituency of middle-aged male voters, receiving 99% of their vote, and surprised some people with how well he did among urban voters, where he got 99% of the vote. Bill then said that he’d hear that the Latino vote had also come out strong for Raul and asked Bob why Raul had done so well. Bob replied, it had to do with his slogan; “What are you fucking crazy? Vote for Raul Castro or die.”
Land as a Racial Landmine
So why do people insist on covering the Zimbabwean race like it is real? To answer this lets look at the issue that has made Zimbabwe infamous; the eviction of white farmers. In case you didn’t know, Mugabe blamed the whites for most of the afflictions blighting Zimbabwe. Key among this complaint was the fact that the whites owned pretty much all the good farming land. In fact, everyone (Brittan, Zanu, Zapu, NGOs and development agencies) agreed after Zimbabwe’s independence that land redistribution was going to have to take place. Nothing was done to this end, however, until Mugabe found himself against a wall with mounting pressure from the so-called war vets and the populace at large. Thus, to quell dissent Mugabe started handing out land to people essentially at random. Farms that were productive, farms that had been bought by whites after independence were seized along with unproductive farms run by absentee landlords. This completely disrupted the already faltering economy. Furthermore, these farms were redistributed to members of Mugabe’s cadre to further entrench his patronage network or they were given to war vets who seized the land, violently sometimes, so as to appease their complaints. Regardless of who got the land after it was taken, the fact was that the recipient had no idea how to farm it. Those farms that were seized by squatters who did have some farming knowledge turned into nothing more than subsistence farms. It is no wonder, then, that Zimbabwe, once the bread basket of Southern Africa, is now on the brink of starvation and dependent on Western food aid. And guess what, when we Westerners give them food aid, Mugabe’s government withholds it from those who support the opposition parties.
Yet if you bring up this issue of land seizures here in South Africa, whether it be at a bar or in an academic setting, people will talk to you about it in terms of lofty, ethereal ideas like redistributive justice or black consciousness or African identity or whatever fancy new buzzword the politicians and ivory towered academics have come up with lately. People ascribe these theories to this situation because they absolutely, unequivocally do not want to talk about the fact that the reality is that Mugabe, once a hero for ousting white minority rule, is now the quintessential caricature of an African tyrant. It all comes back to that Michael Vick piece I wrote a while back and posted here (scroll down for it), where I argued that people today always look for the simplest answer to avoid having to deal with the inevitable complexities of life.
In Zimbabwe’s case, it’s easier to use the standard old template for electoral coverage than to admit that the whole thing is a farce and talk about why that is and what do to about it. The reporters and editors aren’t stupid, they know, just as everyone else does, that Mugabe is going to win, that there will be violence carried out against opposition supporters, that the vote will be rigged, not free, and unfair, and that Zimbabwe’s political scene is totally devoid of substance, instead composed of an association of the ruling party trying to maintain power at any cost while opponents try to usurp that power, and rightfully so, but are never really forced to come up with a policy platform for how they’d deal with that country’s monumental problems (hyper-hyper inflation, commodity shortages, lack of food, astronomical unemployment, etc; it’s basically a country on the verge of collapse).
Why is this pretence easier? Because they’d rather talk about a fake election as if it were serious than talk about the fact that sometimes alumni of the liberation struggle are not the saints they are made out to be. Sometimes, once independence is won, they want a large slice of the spoils of that struggle. Sometimes the black guy is the bad guy.
But why talk about that sort of thing here in South Africa I suppose. Why worry about the repercussions of a one party ‘democracy’ in South Africa? The ANC has your best interests in mind. They love transparency, never play the race card, never conflate present day politics and the liberation struggle. Most importantly, they’d never allow a power hungry self promoter who’ll do or say anything to gain favor, who takes bribes and funnels money to friends, and who therefore doesn’t respect transparency of government or the court system to come to power here in South Africa. Right?
(For all my fellow Americans reading this, Wikipedia Jacob Zuma and you’ll get that last bit of culturally specific sarcasm. Also, if you want to read a really good book about Mugabe and the recent history of Zimbabwe, which I completely glean over in this post, check out Martin Meredith’s book Mugabe: Power, Plunder, and the Struggle for Zimbabwe.)